Gingerbread Cat Poop Cookies
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup butter or margarine
2 and 1/3 cups whole wheat flour
spices: ginger, cinnamon and cloves to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp. each)
Choice of mix-in's (below)
Microwave the honey till it bubbles (about 1 minute). Add the butter, and the molasses. Add the egg. Mix well; then mix in all the other stuff. Add mix-in's of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge.
Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. Roll logs in grape-nuts and bake at 350° F till done. About 20 minutes. Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of Grape-Nuts cereal, with a new, unused cat litter scoop.
peanut butter chips
cooked spaghetti or ramen noodles (roundworms)